Well, I certainly hope that you found the contents of my valise interesting. Your examination of my underwear (clean
and dirty), t-shirts, bathing suits, 17-year-old Tevas, eye care products, and socks will surely make the United States a safer place.
I once got frisked by a TSA guy at LAX, as soon as he put his hands on me I softly started groaning with pleasure.
ReplyDeleteThe pat down didn't last very long!
Oh, ah, um.
ReplyDeleteSorry, in retrospect, that might have been too much information. :-)
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