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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Dear TSA:

Well, I certainly hope that you found the contents of my valise interesting. Your examination of my underwear (clean and dirty), t-shirts, bathing suits, 17-year-old Tevas, eye care products, and socks will surely make the United States a safer place.

3 comments:

  1. I once got frisked by a TSA guy at LAX, as soon as he put his hands on me I softly started groaning with pleasure.

    The pat down didn't last very long!

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  2. Sorry, in retrospect, that might have been too much information. :-)

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