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Monday, January 12, 2015

An Oldie but Goodie

After the Charlie Hebdo attack, it seems apropos to re-read this classic article from The Onion. As a technical writer, I take particular pleasure in this:
"I tried to put it in the simplest possible terms for you people, so you'd get it straight, because I thought it was pretty important," said God, called Yahweh and Allah respectively in the Judaic and Muslim traditions. "I guess I figured I'd left no real room for confusion after putting it in a four-word sentence with one-syllable words, on the tablets I gave to Moses. How much more clear can I get?"

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