Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Dear TSA:

Well, I certainly hope that you found the contents of my valise interesting. Your examination of my underwear (clean and dirty), t-shirts, bathing suits, 17-year-old Tevas, eye care products, and socks will surely make the United States a safer place.


Henry Holland said...

I once got frisked by a TSA guy at LAX, as soon as he put his hands on me I softly started groaning with pleasure.

The pat down didn't last very long!

Lisa Hirsch said...

Oh, ah, um.

Henry Holland said...

Sorry, in retrospect, that might have been too much information. :-)